1)  How many can you afford?
2)  Whereas the party of the first part, also known as "Lawyer", and the party
    of the second part, also known as "Light Bulb", do hereby and forthwith
    agree to a transaction wherein the party of the second part (Light Bulb)
    shall be removed from the current position as a result of failure to
    perform previously agreed upon duties, i.e., the lighting, elucidation,
    and otherwise illumination of the area ranging from .....